*****SPOILER ALERTS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN SCREAM QUEENS ON FOX AND TOTALLY PLAN TO, WHICH YOU SHOULD, BECAUSE IT’S GREAT*****
A truly amazing television show has wrapped up it’s first season today, to the disappointment of the entire world. Yes, that’s right–Scream Queens, season one, has finished.
Scream Queens is like the best show on television right now (or rather, for the past few months). Chanel’s constant references to cow-like marine mammals and other amazingly-witty insults, it’s unexpected twists and turns, it’s weirdly funny necrophiliac scenes between Chad Radwell and Hester AKA Chanel No. 6 AKA one of the Red Devil Killers–it was perfection, and I can’t wait for next season (crossing my fingers that it actually happens).
But on one serious note…that pizza guy that got blown up with the dynamite–that amount of dynamite totally would have leveled the entire house, right?