Christmas Breakfast Bumble

When making a Christmas breakfast for the entire family using three dozen-plus eggs, follow these important steps:

1) DO NOT put all of the eggshells down the garbage disposal in the kitchen sink.

2) Grab a plunger from the bathroom because you ignored the first step and now your sink is clogged with eggshells and other miscellaneous foodstuffs because your pipes are so messed up and water’s everywhere and it’s crazy all around so Merry Christmas y’all.

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