I didn’t actually rob a bank, it was just really cold

Cold Chicago winter days are really fun.

You get to wear your sweater, your coat, your wool socks, your beanie, your gloves, your waterproof boots, your long underwear, your ski mask, your cool rebel jacket, your satchel to put the money in, your gun holster, your gun in the gun holster, your squad rollin’ up behind you in a diamond formation, your gruff voice alerting the people in the bank that you are robbing the bank, your getaway car as you run off with the cash, and your scarf.

Wow, that got a little out of hand.

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