Eggs Eggs Eggs

Host brunch event.

Order three giant pans of scrambled eggs, thinking everyone in attendance will eat them.

Have one giant pan of scrambled eggs left over, flush some eggs down the toilet, record experience and put on Snapchat for entertainment purposes, and then throw the rest away like a normal person because the eggs are going to go really bad really fast and you don’t want bad eggs in your refrigerator.

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